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Old people to my left.

This is a picture I took a few days ago of the cutest old man I have ever seen in my life.


Dear Old people to my left..

You are all really cute and I love your sweaters. I think you probably look forward to your regular Monday evening bible study at the local coffee shop. I don't blame you.

Sometimes when I am out in public I like to people watch. I like to look at them and decide who their celebrity lookalike is, 8 times out of 10, the elderly gentlemen resemble Carl, the old man from the movie Up.

*Sidenote, there is a group of teenagers sitting right next the old people and I think they think I am looking at them, how awkward..

Now as I was saying earlier, the old men almost always look like Carl, however, one of the men in this particular group looks like Larry David, the guy from Curb Your Enthusiasm (you probably have no idea who I am talking about). Honestly, these people all kind of blur together, especially when I'm not wearing my glasses..oops.

Sometimes I wonder what it's like to be old and wise, I can't wait. But I definitely want to enjoy my youth, that's for sure.

Please enjoy this list titled,

Misconceptions about Old people, also known as "Old People stereotypes"
(it's okay to say this because someday it will be us)

  1. old people like mowing the lawn
  2. old people have a specific smell to them, like stale coffee (but it's not always bad)
  3. old people have white hair
  4. old people don't wear backpacks
  5. old people wear tall socks
  6. old people like to wake up early
  7. old people drink coffee
  8. old people drive nice cars
  9. old people play cards
  10. old people get special discounts (this one is usually true)

That's all for now.

Love,

Madison
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